Texas! Time to get your YOGA on!!

Don't count your health, wellness and DIET resolutions out just yet! Get on the road for a trip down I-45 for the weekend and get your YOGA on! Friday night, of course, hit up the Nicola Parente Grimillion Art Gallery Opening on Vantage Street from 6:00 - 8:00 pm.

You can go to Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo Cook Off in the evening and learn all about the many different styles and lineages of yoga during the day! You can also practice any type of yoga while you visit the Texas Yoga Conference!

It's happening on the University of St. Thomas Campus at the Jerabeck Athletic Center Feb 25-27, 2011. There will be over 72 presentations and you can take yoga classes with some of the top instructors in the world. DISH will absolutely be there!

But it's not just yoga! It's DJs Spinning and live music, food and so much more!!

It's starts Friday Night with the Bhakti Bash from 5:30-9:30 p.m. led by Sean Johnson! DJ Hyfi will spin music and Dana Flynn will help us rejoice with a Laughing Lotus yoga class. In room 202 at 5:30 p.m. Etan Boritzer will be holding a lecture Yoga and the Buddha’s Teachings which is good for all, including yoga teachers, to enjoy. Then at 7:30 p.m. the party begins with a music concert with Sean Johnson and the Wild Lotus Band, dancing, food, massage, and henna tattoos!

Saturday night is MC Yogi in concert at 7:30 p.m. with Sean Johnson playing afterwards on February 26, 2010.

Our lineup includes Duncan Wong, Sadie Nardini, Dana Flynn, Sierra Bender, Les Leventhal, Christina Sell, & KK Ledford and of course all of our fabulous Texas talent!

Manduka, Luna Bars, 002 Magazine, Kulae, Luke's Locker, I Love Yoga, Prana, and Natural Awakenings Magazine are just a few of our sponsors participating this year. Shopping and yoga are in store for you! Be prepared to have a blast meeting our presenters and sponsors in 2011! They are awesome!

To promote yoga in Texas help us to unite the Texas yoga community and spread the bliss of yoga by mentioning us in your newsletters, Facebook pages and other marketing avenues that you may use.

Can't wait to see you there DISHIES!

It's FINAL!

Sandra is our kind of girl. You don't get more than one chance to be a complete idiot in her life and DISH subscribes to that philosophy.

The divorce between Sandra Bullock and Jesse James has been finalized in Austin, Texas.

The former couple signed the documents last week and now Sandy is all clear to complete a single parent adoption.

Congrats!

Nate Archibald??

AKA Chase Craford... All he wanted to do was smoke a joint, listen to Joanna Newsom, and eat some cheetos.

Instead, the actor has been charged with a misdemeanor possession of marijuana for his June 4th arrest after the Plano, Texas fuzz caught him with a joint in his ride!!

If convicted, the baby face boy with the red white and blue eyes could face up to six months in jail!

It's best not to do drugs at all, KIDS!!

Professional Squinter Getting Married??

OMG! Could it be wedding #2 for Texan Renee Zellweger??

The actress was spotted at the Carolina Herrera boutique in West Hollywood, browsing through a rack of wedding dresses for over TWO HOURS!

She then left with a new purchase hidden in a zipped up garment bag, and apparently played coy when asked about the possibility of marriage!

Sneaky sneaky, Squenty!!! What do you and Bradley Cooper have planned?!

We admit it! DISH is JEALOUS!! He's a pretty boy!

Bullock Files in Austin

According to reports the document was filed on April 23rd and under Sandra's initials -- backwards ... B.A.S. 

Jesse James was also identified by his initials -- J.J.G.

The petition says, "The marriage between Petitioner and Respondent has become insupportable because of discord or conflict of personalities that destroys the legitimate ends of the marriage relationship and prevents any reasonable expectations of reconciliation."

Also stated in the papers, Sandra is a resident of Texas.  Jesse "is of legal age and agrees to proceed in Austin, Travis County, Texas."

Sandra has reportedly hired the firm of-- Chaffe McCall --  which she has used in the past.